Wednesday, February 03, 2010

A Poll Question:

How long will my impulse playboating kick last?

A. Don't sell your Diesel.
B. One ride at Fisher's Ford.
C. One ride at Wister.
D. That Rev is way too long for you. You must sell it and your Diesel immediately and pre-order the new Molan from Jeremy at OOO. While you're at it, move to Hot Springs, get an engineering degree, fake your age so you can join the Corps of Engineers, and kiss whatever brown hole you have to in order to get assigned to Remmel Dam so you can control the flow at Rockport.

I'm leaning towards A: Don't sell my Diesel.

5 comments:

bulletholes said...

Dave, is that a new Kayak?

bulletholes said...

Dave, you have already received delivery of the Molan Pyrana. I assume you have started your Physics ands Engineering classes at Hot Springs.
I have a better idea. You can probably forge and fake your fathers credentials and get that position at the Dam.
They will do well to have you.

Anonymous said...

I would go with the Molan "Servant of the Storm." Sounds like a great lost Kansas track, doesn't it?

I envy your love of "gear". It's a very guy thing that I completely lack. I've never owned any gear of any type. Someday I'm going to buy a pair of crampons just so I can say, "There's my gear. Right there."

UF Mike

Dave Mows Grass said...

I already had that idea, Steve. I'm going to use my dad's credentials and my son's SSN. That way I can skip the engineering degree altogether. I am going to give the Balzac a break and start in on the Advanced Fluvial Processes textbook that I bought at the U of A bookstore, in case they try to call bullshit on me.

Mike, please tell me that you haven't been living in Pennsylvania your whole life without crampons. Really?

bulletholes said...

"Life without Crampons"...sounds like a David byrne song, ruined by Clapton.