Monday, June 28, 2010

A Short Rant

Greed is the emotion which drives all human progress. Capitalism is the one system which best rewards greed, and thus is the system which best rewards those who drive our progress as a species. Corporations are the mechanism by which capitalism is carried out. Profitable corporations grow and contribute more to human progress. Unprofitable corporations fail which thereby causes the workers in those corporations to abandon their wasted work which has no value in exchange for work at successful corporations which does have value. That is the beauty of capitalism: No one is allowed to waste effort in activities which contribute nothing to human progress! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go celebrate my most deeply held American values by fucking a blowout preventer with a black-and-white photo of Ayn Rand taped to it.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

The New Dave!

Working to bring that score up!

The Old Dave