Thursday, July 02, 2009

CEO's Blog - July 2nd, 2009

Well, it's July again and another fiscal year has dropped. As you all know, we've been drawing down our inventory for the last several months in order to achieve an artificial accounting result for the quarter. I don't think we fooled anyone but it's always worth trying. Anyway, now is payback time. Following a few soft quarters, we've seen an uptick in demand across the board and our ReThought product is taking off. A surprising marketing idea from Steve in the brainroom has also brought in some new customers who are using our gibberish as mulch. It's going to be assholes and elbows rebuilding our inventory while keeping up with this increased customer demand so expect to work every weekend unless you hear otherwise. But not this weekend. This weekend, we are taking three days to celebrate the birth of our great nation. Put your militant Christian, right-wing, ultra-nationalist reactionary hats on and go blow some shit up! Don't get drunk and drive though because we need every one of you back here on Monday, in one piece, and ready to produce great gibberish. Thanks to everyone for making FY09 such a marginal success!

~Dave

3 comments:

bulletholes said...

We may have a breech...
I can't find my Gibberish Security Torx Screwdriver set antwhere.

Dave Mows Grass said...

That's the third gibberish toolkit you've lost in the last year, Bulletholes! I'm going to start attaching a lanyard so you can clip it to your belt loop.

Anonymous said...

"using our gibberish as mulch"

Wish I'd thought of that. I'd be a millionaire many times over by now.

UF Mike