Monday, March 01, 2010

Perhaps I Was Too Harsh

O 'merica!
Our slow progressing land!
Gays and lesbians: Their marriages are banned!
Our taxes low; our debt is high,
Our health care's far from free!
No trains to ride; instead we drive,
Enormous SUVs!
God keep our land ignorant and free!
O 'merica, we stand on guard for thee.
O 'merica, we stand on guard for thee.


Anonymous said...

This one's far more balanced, I think. In fact, I think you're really giving O'Merica the benefit of the doubt. Great song!

UF Mike

Dave Mows Grass said...

I am stridently moderate in all things, as you know. But never confuse my utter lack of passion for levelheadedness. If there's one thing in the world that I am not, it's levelheaded!

Hey, Mike!

Anonymous said...

I would never insult you by calling you levelheaded. You're reading Proust, after all. That's an incredibly unlevelheaded thing to do.

Hey Dave!

UF Mike