Friday, April 24, 2009

Here's to You, Healthy Prostate Man!

You know who you are, standing there with your your hands on your hips and every strand of your silver hair in perfect place. Your continuous stream mocks my bifurcated, paruretic trickle. So does your single, exaggerated shake and the slowness with which you wash and dry your hands. But why hurry, when your prostate is the size of a walnut and just as hard. You are a deluge of truck stop confidence and I raise my gallon-jug of water to you... just as soon as I finish!


bulletholes said...

Eat a Tomato.
Hi Davy!

red dirt mule said...

painful, dave.


w.w.. said...

try about 8 liters of Mountain Dew per day as needed for a while.

Dave Mows Grass said...

Okay, eight tomatoes and a Mountain Dew every day. I think I've got it!

Not really painful, Mule Friend. Just embarrassing.

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