Monday, June 28, 2010

A Short Rant

Greed is the emotion which drives all human progress. Capitalism is the one system which best rewards greed, and thus is the system which best rewards those who drive our progress as a species. Corporations are the mechanism by which capitalism is carried out. Profitable corporations grow and contribute more to human progress. Unprofitable corporations fail which thereby causes the workers in those corporations to abandon their wasted work which has no value in exchange for work at successful corporations which does have value. That is the beauty of capitalism: No one is allowed to waste effort in activities which contribute nothing to human progress! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go celebrate my most deeply held American values by fucking a blowout preventer with a black-and-white photo of Ayn Rand taped to it.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ayn Rand is the Barry Manilow of philosophy.

Great rant!

UF Mike

carl duewall said...

25 days off and that's all we get?

Dave Renfro said...

Thanks, Mike and Carl! It is a wonder to me that you guys continue checking back even when it's obvious that I have died and thus quit blogging completely.

Anonymous said...

I remain firm in my belief that you'll make a comeback. Mark my words, a phoenix shall rise from Arkansas!

UF Mike

bulletholes said...

Dave, whatever it is that yuou either try to or try not to do only one thing is certain...
it won't last.

carl duewall said...

i check this every day you know. i think i'll just post a one word comment every day until you get back on your blogging horse; just for your own personal edification,encouragement and inspiration. no pressure you know....

carl duewall said...

shit

carl duewall said...

jack-wagon

Dave Renfro said...

Jack-wagon is an astonishingly refreshing word and it has inspired me to finish the post I started on the 4th of July and then lost interest after the first sentence. Look for it in a few days.

carl duewall said...

gloom

carl duewall said...

scatological.

carl duewall said...

interocitor

Dave Renfro said...

Gadfly.

Sorry, Carl. My mojo is gone.

carl duewall said...

Bang-bus

Anonymous said...

Dew-patty.

UF Mike

Anonymous said...

Capitalism is a grate thing..... without capitolism, Little Rock would be just another town. Capitalism is how we know if Robin is a person's name, the beginning of a sentence, the act of stealing, or just some bird with a red breast. As capitalism becomes les pronounced in our society, we lose track of who's who. The Milkman, the Busdriver, the Sailor, the Drill Sergeant, Smokey the Bear, Baseball players, Minnie Pearl ........ these folks were identifiable by their caps. Of course, the commie socialist pinkos against capitalism sure do know how to change sides or the fence when one little oil well way out in the Gulf of Mexico malfunctions. "CAP that thing!" they say.
Quack, Quack!